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Other than touching myself and being watched, I love to write.  I have a sex blog where I write about all my fantasies.  I will be posting some of my article on here. If you become a fan you will have access to all of them...  Here is one: How To Prepare Yourself To Get Laid:
If you are 25 years of age and older and still a virgin it’s only because you are a champ at taking it up the ass…And if that’s not the reason, you must have really smelly balls.  These days ANYONE can get laid, so read these simple guidelines and get with the fuckin program.



Fellas, first off freshen up and trim your god damn pubes! If they are long enough to brush, they are too long.  It’s the worst when you are going down on a dude, face plant into a stinky bush and choke on a prickly pube.  Then to make matters worse it gets stuck in between a molar and the back throat area making it impossible to scoop out with the tongue, all due to your lame man-scaping abilities.  Place razor on skin and shave, it’s not rocket science and yes, we will notice the huge patch you left on the top of your shaft because you were too afraid to shave it.  It’s not hot for a chick to pause while suckin and pull a pube out of her mouth.  Nor is it hot to get poked in the eye by your huge bush.  But boy oh boy do I love suckin on a fresh pair of shaven balls.



Wash ass in shower thoroughly.  It is the most awkward feeling when you are giving a guy felatio while tickling his asshole and you can feel dingleberrys caught in his anus hair! I don’t get it! Is it comfortable to walk around with shit crumbs in your ass? Doesn’t that itch?  It’s a fuckin anus not a Christmas tree, you don’t need ornaments hangin if you want some anus action.  Toilet paper does not fully remove shit from a hairy anus.  So do yourself and your ass a favor and scrub it after you shit with soap and water.  Water, soap, scrub, rinse, in that order and repeat if necessary.



Trim eyebrows and nose/ear hairs.  If you are 25 years old and have hairs sprouting out of your nose and ears like brussle sprouts, no wonder you haven’t gotten laid. First of all the hair hangin out of your nose looks like a boog and is impossible not to stare at.  The ear hairs are just plain weird.  Also if you plan on bringing your date back to your house, please make sure to rinse your weird nose and ear hair clippings out of the sink.  It’s gross when it is just left there, suck on the sink.



Brush teeth… Ya it’s a good thing.  Brush your tongue too.  I highly recommend a tongue scraper for those with bad breath.  Your tongue is supposed to be pink not white… white means you have a layer of idontwanttoknowwhat on your tongue.  No white tongues allowed on this puss!  Ew.  



Trim and clean toe/finger nails:  When did sporting long nails on guys come into style?  Seriously.  Trim those claws.  You don’t want to be able to see a black layer underneath your nail from “yard work” or scratching your dingle berry ass.  Trim, scrub, wash.



So guys remember, trim or shave your bush.  Pubic hair isn’t cool.  Remove all shit from your ass.  Trim any unwanted hair growing out of weird orifices of your face.  Brush your teeth, yo breath stank.  Give yourself a mani and pedi in the comfort of your own home.   Lastly guys, do not spray tan please…Just because something is ok for chicks doesn’t mean it’s ok for you.  The world isn’t fair, get over it. 

My turn on's are big hard cocks, big titties and wet pussies.  I am quite Voyeuristic.  I love watching others and being watched.  It tends to get me real excited and nasty.

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